If you take things literally you will get the wrong meaning!

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER……

PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES

WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP

LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK

OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD

EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN

ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING –

BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.

WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG

AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN

AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE

ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS

TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,

BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR

– THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
Notice on a pet store window

BUDGIES GOING CHEAP

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.

 

 Thanks to Sharon for sending this to me by email

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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